Warning: These jokes are NOT in the least bit funny UNLESS - you are 6 years-old, have eaten a bag full of candy, are in church, are really drunk, or all four. Please feel free to share your own in the comments below.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula...
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A Sandwitch...
Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO...
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling...
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he had boogers...
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies!!!
Why is Trick or Treating better than sex?
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
And my favorite of all time:
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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